Sins!

[gfish]

I need a list of interesting, humorous, improbable sins. (Those of you attending the Nerdvana NYE party will see why.) I turn to you, the audience at home, for help.

Examples:

• Fornicating without a license


• Ferret smuggling


• False idol worship: Quantum mysticism

Comments

[damiana-swan.livejournal.com]

--Writing songs or poetry that rhyme the words "June" and "moon", "death" and "breath", or "attack" and "Iraq".

--Performing such works where other people can hear you.

--Putting ice cubes or mixer in single malt whiskey.

--Getting rid of a book.

--Refusing chocolate when offered.

[hollyking.livejournal.com]

What about "orange" and "door hinge?"

[gement.livejournal.com]

Nope, nope. If Vonnegut did it, it's valid. I nominate "outside" and "cried", though.