Sins!

[gfish]

I need a list of interesting, humorous, improbable sins. (Those of you attending the Nerdvana NYE party will see why.) I turn to you, the audience at home, for help.

Examples:

• Fornicating without a license


• Ferret smuggling


• False idol worship: Quantum mysticism

Comments

[darlingfreak.livejournal.com]

Exceeding your limit of domesticated badgers in one household. (Limit: twelve)

[doctorpepper.livejournal.com]

Conanism.

[jhitchin.livejournal.com]

Tech support prank calling

[maribou]

Plastic tie hoarding. (avarice)

[damiana-swan.livejournal.com]

--Writing songs or poetry that rhyme the words "June" and "moon", "death" and "breath", or "attack" and "Iraq".

--Performing such works where other people can hear you.

--Putting ice cubes or mixer in single malt whiskey.

--Getting rid of a book.

--Refusing chocolate when offered.

[hollyking.livejournal.com]

What about "orange" and "door hinge?"

[gement.livejournal.com]

Nope, nope. If Vonnegut did it, it's valid. I nominate "outside" and "cried", though.

[grinninfoole.livejournal.com]

Slinging shit at the devil and missing/throwing underhanded.

Sharing stories about your gaming characters not as you would have others share them with you.

Spam teasers of lambs laying down with lions gone wild!

Coveting thy neighbors vanity license plate.

Carrying on like the Starbucks of Babylon.