Sins!

[gfish]

I need a list of interesting, humorous, improbable sins. (Those of you attending the Nerdvana NYE party will see why.) I turn to you, the audience at home, for help.

Examples:

• Fornicating without a license


• Ferret smuggling


• False idol worship: Quantum mysticism

Comments

[gement.livejournal.com]

Nope, nope. If Vonnegut did it, it's valid. I nominate "outside" and "cried", though.