Caption contest

[gfish]

This is currently on CNN's front page:

Bush and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak at Camp David, Maryland, Saturday.

I think it needs a better caption, so I'm turning to you freaks.

My entry:
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak introduces his experimental Robo-President.

Comments

[eeyorerin]

You should have seen the one that got away!

[xiadyn.livejournal.com]

The Egyptian President looks on as Bush attempts to catch a water balloon thrown in protest of his foreign policy.

[doctorpepper.livejournal.com]

Version #1:

Much to his handlers' dismay, President Bush inexplicably interrupts his press conference to reenact Captain Kirk's monologue from "Is There In Truth No Beauty?"

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Version #2:

"KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!"

[doctorpepper.livejournal.com]

And the Dennis Miller version:

Saturday's press conference with Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak went smoothly until Bush decided to demonstrate his empathy with "brown people" by attempthing the Cabbage Patch and chanting, "Go Hosni, go Hosni, go!"

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

"Yes, it's true. Mr. Mubarak is hung like THIS."

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

"o/~ If you're President and you know it, clap your hands... o/~ c'mon, Hos, join in!"

[kilianpooh.livejournal.com]

"I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody."