Caption contest

[gfish]

This is currently on CNN's front page:

Bush and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak at Camp David, Maryland, Saturday.

I think it needs a better caption, so I'm turning to you freaks.

My entry:
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak introduces his experimental Robo-President.

Comments

[doctorpepper.livejournal.com]

Version #1:

Much to his handlers' dismay, President Bush inexplicably interrupts his press conference to reenact Captain Kirk's monologue from "Is There In Truth No Beauty?"

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Version #2:

"KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!"