Caption contest

[gfish]

This is currently on CNN's front page:

Bush and Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak at Camp David, Maryland, Saturday.

I think it needs a better caption, so I'm turning to you freaks.

My entry:
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak introduces his experimental Robo-President.

Comments

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

"Yes, it's true. Mr. Mubarak is hung like THIS."