scandalmania

[gfish]

Hint to politicians: Pay your taxes! And check the immigration status of your nannies!

Seriously, why are these two things so hard to do? You never see interesting nomination problems, just tired variations on stuff like this. I want someone to go down in flames for being a Lichtensteinian spy, or running a speakeasy in their Senate office, or jerrymandering their district to be the shape of an aroused camel. I don't think that is too much to ask of our public servants.

What scandals would you like to see?

Comments

[keystricken.livejournal.com]

I want to see a politician who faked his/her own death 20 years ago for the insurance money!

[adularia.livejournal.com]

Can we please just call elections when seats come up? Please? I'm stunned at how badly both the NY and IL selections went. Even if watching Rachel Maddow interview Blagojevich is great television. (Which it's not, if it makes you want to pour bleach in your ears.)

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Considering the origins of the word gerrymandering, I now want to see what animals congressional districts can be shaped like, aroused or not.

[stolen-tea.livejournal.com]

As per Dave Barry, sex with fish.

[ilmarinen.livejournal.com]

Think this points to just how common and mundane illegal household help and tax evasion is. I suspect that politicians are not anymore dishonest about that than their other economic-class-peers. If anything, one would hope they would be more cautious, given potential for eventual scrutiny. Of course, one could instead make a deduction about the prudence/intelligence of politicians.

[ilmarinen.livejournal.com]

errr, sub 'are' for 'is' first sentence.

[corivax.livejournal.com]

How does one go about checking the immigration status of someone else? Do you just ask them to bring in their papers for you to look at, or something?

[porysski.livejournal.com]

Well, in theory, one is supposed to make one's employees fill out an I-9, which does, indeed, require them to present their papers.

As someone who has worked as a day-laborer and a cleaner, I find the thought of those of us in that economic bracket being asked to present such paperwork rather amusing

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

Yup. I-9 is supposed to be accompanied by valid ID (passport, state ID or DL) and a Social Security card. Every employer in the US is supposed to have one on file (with copies of the ID and SS card) for every one of their employees.

[maida-mac.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you'd think that they would have this down by now.

I am reminded of Eddie Izzard's original sin routine.

You know... Original sin! What a hellish idea that is! People have to go, "Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon."

"I've never heard of that one before! Five Hail Marys and two Hello Dollies."

"Oh, all right..."

"Bless me, Father, for I have slept with my next door neighbor's wife."

"Heard it! I want an original sin."

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry!"