Cryptozoological outrage

[gfish]

Am I the only one offended by this new Bigfoot hoax? Not by the ridiculousness of it, but by the implication that the majestic Sasquatch would be found in Georgia.

Comments

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Not that Georgia fixes the problem entirely, but one of the many reasons Bigfoot is unlikely is because it's metabolically unlikely that a big wild primate could live in temperate zones. They tend to do better closer to the equator. So Georgia is more likely than the NW (or the Himalayas.)