Cryptozoological outrage

[gfish]

Am I the only one offended by this new Bigfoot hoax? Not by the ridiculousness of it, but by the implication that the majestic Sasquatch would be found in Georgia.

Comments

[cow.livejournal.com]

I actually thought about that, too.

Maybe this one's a snowbird that died in the winter?

[ashley-y.livejournal.com]

Yes, that bothered me too.

[ewtikins.livejournal.com]

I didn't know about it, but now that you have informed me I am appropriately outraged.

OUTRAGE!

[solarbird]

Confederate bastards! They're trying to steal our heritage! This insult will not go unchallenged!

Re: OUTRAGE!

[solarbird]

(Secretly, of course, I worry that one of the Militia's foreign agents was captured during a covert operation.)

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Not that Georgia fixes the problem entirely, but one of the many reasons Bigfoot is unlikely is because it's metabolically unlikely that a big wild primate could live in temperate zones. They tend to do better closer to the equator. So Georgia is more likely than the NW (or the Himalayas.)

[ilmarinen.livejournal.com]

He/she was an beyond-enemy-lines scout for Cascadia's Sasquatch Militia.

-B.