Penultimate Headline in the History of Headlines

[gfish]

Ninjas attack Congo train

Thanks to corivax and plantae for mentioning this to me.

The ultimate headline would be 'Ninjas attack Nazi train', but nothing is perfect.

Comments

[corivax.livejournal.com]

dymaxion brought it to my attention, actually.

[loree.livejournal.com]

"Ninjas Attack Conga Line. Film at 11."