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Apparently the PM of Turkey is an Agent:

Highly disturbing headline, less disturbing story: Vietnamese boy 'sold as dog meat'
Slightly less disturbing headline, more disturbing story: German 'cannibal' tells of regret

Highly disturbing headline, less disturbing story: Vietnamese boy 'sold as dog meat'
Slightly less disturbing headline, more disturbing story: German 'cannibal' tells of regret
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But it's so much more bizarre with all the details. So much. Wow.
And I am amused that "cannibalism isn't technically illegal"... but it's murder, what the hell? ... I don't get it. Unless it's assisted suicide, and then maybe that's not illegal there.
This is why I'm glad I'm not a legislator. ("Wait! What if someone consents to being eaten?!") wtf.