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[gfish]

In search of reduced-mental-capacity entertainment, waiting for the rest of my brain to shut off, I just watched all the action sequences in Equilibrium. Which doesn't actually detract too much from the rest of the movie, but hey, really cool action sequences. The gun katas rock my sad little world. And it reminded me of a post I wanted to make last week after watching Underworld:

Dear Hollywood,

You know that thing where someone gets cut in half with a sword or a laser beam or whatever, and they turn around with an odd expression just in time to have half their face fall off? Yeah, well, it's totally passe now. Please stop doing it.

Love, Fish

P.S. Thank you for at least including obvious bone/brain structure in Underworld. It's particularly silly when the inside of people is undifferentiated strawberry jam.

Comments

[shadowblue.livejournal.com]

I completely agree with your evaluation of the rockingness of the gun katas. As you know.

I also completely agree with the face-falling-off. I really, really hate that. Did you see Resident Evil? Blughghuguhgh.

Another reason to stay far, far away from Underworld, I guess. I'll just make do with a picture of Kate Beckinsale... except, well, I don't actually care that much.

Also: The inside of me is undifferentiated strawberry jam, damn it.