Found Wedding Poetry

[gfish]

I'm in the middle of buying some items from someone in Japan for my groomsmen gifts. Because I paid with vixyish's paypal account, there was some confusion about the name it should be shipped to. The lack of a completely shared language hasn't helped. This is the most recent email:

Hello again

I worry. Your name.

Matthew Dockrey
or
Michelle Hansard

which -- right ? --

I waited for shipment Please react.

Please let me know.

Comments

[doctorpepper.livejournal.com]

"Please react / please let me know" and "I worry / your name" would be GREAT New Wave lyrics.

[shadowblue.livejournal.com]

I think you're actually dealing with a Japanese AI which is just learning how to communicate in human language.

That's a lovely e-mail, in a weird cyberpunky way.

I think you're influncing my mind too much.

[darlingfreak.livejournal.com]

E-mail, I amused. Luck buying gifts. Happy Wedding. You dear.

[mathochist.livejournal.com]

Tell them your name is Matthelle Dockard. Or Michew Hansrey.

[gfish.livejournal.com]

The idea of combining our last names came up at some point. We decided that 'Dockard' sounded too much like pants.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

Or a verb. "Dockard: to be covered in khaki and pockets."

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

"Michew."
"Gesundheit!"