[identity profile] xiadyn.livejournal.com 2003-04-30 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I love the part about how he's going to avoid directly declaring the war to be over, in order to avoid certain Geneva Convention requirements. :P

[identity profile] gfish.livejournal.com 2003-04-30 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're up far too early, btw. And I'm up far too late.

But yeah, everyone knows the Geneva Convention only applies to other countries. Like the Kyoto agreement, land-mine treaties, war-criminal extraditions...

[identity profile] damiana-swan.livejournal.com 2003-04-30 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
The part I'm enjoying is where it says he's going to fly out to a carrier in a "small plane" (got to be a military jet, no?) and do a cable-assisted landing.

My question is, are they packing a change of undies for him, or just sedating him?