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[gfish]

Three werewolf movie ideas:

Lycanthropy as metaphor for menopause instead of puberty. Not sure where to go with this, just tired of people wolfing out in their teen years. Yes, scary body changes, lots of hair, we get it.

A global conspiracy of werewolves who are shaping military policy to develop weaponry which could blow up the moon. They want to create a ring for the Earth so that they can stay in wolf form permanently, see.

A form of lycanthropy where lots of people have the potential, but it would take far more moonlight than even the brightest full moon could provide. Which has no impact, until astronauts start landing on the moon and being exposed to thousands of times more moonlight than normal.

Comments

[ionan.livejournal.com]

Ok, so we finally set out to build a base on the moon, and we send up some astronauts to take up semi-to-permanent residence. But living on the moon turns them into werewolves, and everyone in the moonbase is slowly growing fur and developing a serious craving for mutton. Jokes are made about sniffing butts and marking territory.

BUT THEN

The whole thing turns into a big 60's psychedelic freakout with wolves in zoot suits howling at antennaed space babes who pop over from the dark side of the moon, which turns out to be a galactic infra-red light district. The entire party is MC'd by Howlin' Wolf and at some point shows werewolves seated at a table playing space poker. There's a chase scene with the former-astronauts-turned-Dogs In Space (driving the original moon rover, natch) being pursued by Amazon Women of the Moon(carrying spears), which ends once the "Blacks in Space"-style funk ship crash-lands on the surface and Bootsy Collins steps out followed by George Clinton who then declare the entire thing to be "Far out."

What were we talking about, again?

[caladri.livejournal.com]

I dunno, man, but have you ever really looked at your hands? They should do a whole movie about that. Or a sandwich. Imagine it, man, a sandwich for your hands.

[ionan.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HAU7Yn18LU#t=07m28s

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THER AR AR AR AR AR AR

[solarbird]

MOON ROVER GET IT?!