Not entirely rational

[gfish]

Which inanimate objects do you greet? There have always been trees in my life that I've been particularly courteous to. Mt. Rainier will often get a respectful nod from me. If the moon is especially brilliant I'll say hello, and Orion will almost always get a genial "How's it hanging?" out of me. It just seems polite.

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[maribou]

I forgot to mention, I talk to the moveable shelving at my work. It's not really *greeting* which is why I forgot. It's more of a "now are you going to move like you are SUPPOSED to or am I going to have to get the black box?" (the black box is a battery pack. i think of it like a cattle prod so I feel faintly evil about this conversation.)