Which inanimate objects do you greet? There have always been trees in my life that I've been particularly courteous to. Mt. Rainier will often get a respectful nod from me. If the moon is especially brilliant I'll say hello, and Orion will almost always get a genial "How's it hanging?" out of me. It just seems polite.
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I will occasionally pay my respects to mountain ranges, random table rocks (Castle Rock gets greeted every time I drive past if I'm alone in the car), the moon. And yes, Orion. But that''s more haphazard. I oon't feel like they notice me, I just notice them So there's no *need* to greet such incredibly large possibly-beings.