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gfish ([personal profile] gfish) wrote2003-03-06 03:19 am

CNN Continues To Smoke Crack

So, Clinton and Dole are going to start doing Point/Counterpoint on 60 Minutes. That's pretty cool and all -- I can't get enough Clinton, really. The more he is on TV, the more I can work my pet theory into conversation.

But that isn't really the point. The point is that CNN is letting semi-literate high school english students write their copy:
The original segment was a popular feature on "60 Minutes" in the 1970s, and its notorious contentiousness even spawned a "Saturday Night Live" spoof in which Dan Aykroyd famously began his responses to Jane Curtin with "Jane, you ignorant slut."

I can just picture the reporter smoking behind the gym. "Dude, this is so awesome. I worked an SNL reference into that Clinton/Dole story. And it's, like, relevant, so Mr. Turner can't give me detention for saying 'slut' or anything!"

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