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[gfish]

This looks too fun to pass up. If you saw me being driven by in a cop car, what would you assume I had been arrested for?

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[arjache.livejournal.com]

Science.

[orawnzva.livejournal.com]

Manufacturing an army of evil robots to take over the world... okay, maybe I've been playing too much Mega Man 9.

[ladyaraia.livejournal.com]

Lewd behavior in public with a being of unknown origin...

Of course!

[catsittingstill.livejournal.com]

Some sort of disturbing the peace equivalent, with robots, or throw lights, or something like that. I'd kind of expect to see your robot marching along behind the police car, actually.

[tylik.livejournal.com]

Parkour.

And I'm hoping you'd still be smirking "but it was worth it" as they took you away.

[neuro42.livejournal.com]

When do we get to do "If I saw you running into my apartment covered in tear gas, what would I assume you had been gassed for?" ? :)

[hpapillon.livejournal.com]

Defacing public property.

Hint: when spraypainting your credo on government buildings, don't use such long words!

[gustavolacerda.livejournal.com]

illegal outdoors fire.

more honestly: being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[tfabris.livejournal.com]

Throwies!

Running afoul of the DMCA!

Genetic engineering!

Hax0rz!

[solarbird]

ROCKETS!

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

A handful of years ago, I'd have said 'Critical Mass'.

Now? I dunno, I'd just sigh resignedly and head out to the bank.

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

Using a robot for purposes of espionage.

[damiana-swan.livejournal.com]

Oh, something boring like accidentally creating a wormhole, travelling through it to another universe, and bringing back a bunch of incredibly nifty things/beings/cheese without going through customs.

[irgth.livejournal.com]

Creating an Atlatl robot that achieved sentience and attacked a Republican in an attempt to impress you.

[zaratyst.livejournal.com]

Having one of your mad science projects miscontrued as an WMD.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Arson, but you'd be innocent.

[stellar-dust.livejournal.com]

Pretty much the same thing as these guys. (http://io9.com/5078735/fake-mad-scientists-arrested-under-anti+terrorism-law) :D

hmmm, I'd assume you were arrested for...

[carmiel.livejournal.com]

an out-of-control robot rampage through downtown.

[hsifyppah.livejournal.com]

Being in possession of something a police officer doesn't understand, possibly in concert with giving a truthful answer to a police officer that accidentally sounds sarcastic.

[stolen-tea.livejournal.com]

Refusing to hand over private keys.

[grinninfoole.livejournal.com]

Building an army of atomic supermen without a license.