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[gfish]

This looks too fun to pass up. If you saw me being driven by in a cop car, what would you assume I had been arrested for?

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[arjache.livejournal.com]

Science.

[orawnzva.livejournal.com]

Manufacturing an army of evil robots to take over the world... okay, maybe I've been playing too much Mega Man 9.

[ladyaraia.livejournal.com]

Lewd behavior in public with a being of unknown origin...

Of course!

[catsittingstill.livejournal.com]

Some sort of disturbing the peace equivalent, with robots, or throw lights, or something like that. I'd kind of expect to see your robot marching along behind the police car, actually.

[tylik.livejournal.com]

Parkour.

And I'm hoping you'd still be smirking "but it was worth it" as they took you away.

[neuro42.livejournal.com]

When do we get to do "If I saw you running into my apartment covered in tear gas, what would I assume you had been gassed for?" ? :)

[hpapillon.livejournal.com]

Defacing public property.

Hint: when spraypainting your credo on government buildings, don't use such long words!

[gustavolacerda.livejournal.com]

illegal outdoors fire.

more honestly: being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[gfish.livejournal.com]

That only happened once. Once! It's time to let it go, man. ;)

[tfabris.livejournal.com]

Throwies!

Running afoul of the DMCA!

Genetic engineering!

Hax0rz!

[solarbird]

ROCKETS!

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

A handful of years ago, I'd have said 'Critical Mass'.

Now? I dunno, I'd just sigh resignedly and head out to the bank.

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

Using a robot for purposes of espionage.

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

Critical Mass or Critical Mess?

[damiana-swan.livejournal.com]

Oh, something boring like accidentally creating a wormhole, travelling through it to another universe, and bringing back a bunch of incredibly nifty things/beings/cheese without going through customs.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

Critical Mass. (http://www.seattlecriticalmass.org/)

[neuro42.livejournal.com]

Xia got gassed at least twice; were you not along for the second run?

Anyway, to answer the question, at this point in time I'd probably say border-crossing-harrassment.

[niac.livejournal.com]

Yah, basically what I'd say, too.

[irgth.livejournal.com]

Creating an Atlatl robot that achieved sentience and attacked a Republican in an attempt to impress you.

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

aaah, sooo.

[zaratyst.livejournal.com]

Having one of your mad science projects miscontrued as an WMD.

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

'course if it was you, I'd say PUNCHINGS! :)

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Arson, but you'd be innocent.

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

That is to say, there wouldn't be any criminal intent.

[stellar-dust.livejournal.com]

Pretty much the same thing as these guys. (http://io9.com/5078735/fake-mad-scientists-arrested-under-anti+terrorism-law) :D

hmmm, I'd assume you were arrested for...

[carmiel.livejournal.com]

an out-of-control robot rampage through downtown.

Oh my Gawd!

[carmiel.livejournal.com]

Followed the link and have one reaction:

Brains! Not just for decoration! Can now be used to think!

[gfish.livejournal.com]

Ugh, yes, that's exactly the kind of thing that I would assume if I somehow saw myself in a police car. It's a scary world for doing interesting things in, sometimes.

[hsifyppah.livejournal.com]

Being in possession of something a police officer doesn't understand, possibly in concert with giving a truthful answer to a police officer that accidentally sounds sarcastic.

[hsifyppah.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's too depressing. I mean: behaving without due respect for an image of the Queen.

[gfish.livejournal.com]

"Hey there, big boy!"

[hsifyppah.livejournal.com]

[stolen-tea.livejournal.com]

Refusing to hand over private keys.

[ashley-y.livejournal.com]

Damn.

[grinninfoole.livejournal.com]

Building an army of atomic supermen without a license.

[carmiel.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's scary