Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 04:03 pm
New rule: Anyone in a stretch SUV limo is a douchebag. The Dalai Lama could drive by in one giving away the cure to AIDS and he'd still be a douchebag.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
This is not a new rule. It has ALWAYS been true!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
Pretty much what I was going to say. Old rule! Old rule!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
Since the moment it was invented.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 11:27 pm (UTC)
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
What if it's a stretch SUV limo that runs on polution and emits pure oxygen with a fresh pine scent?
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
It is still a douchey form factor.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
You watch too much Futurama.
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 12:03 am (UTC)
Would it still be pure if it was pine-scented?
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
That rule is not new.
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
"The Dalai Lama could drive by in one giving away the cure to AIDS and he'd still be a douchebag."

I want to make sweet sweet love to this sentence.
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 05:23 am (UTC)
This is correct.
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)

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Thursday, July 10th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
You are indeed correct.
Monday, July 14th, 2008 06:34 am (UTC)
I promise to use the anti-vehicle munitions wisely . . .

-B