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[gfish]

I obviously didn't get enough sleep last night. I just poked myself in the eye with my toothbrush. At least it wasn't a fork, I guess.

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[kelsiarei.livejournal.com]

heh. When I wake up cloudy headed, I usually end up confusing the face wash tube for the tooth paste tube and end up with a mouthful of soap.

[hsifyppah.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee, according to the drug information / poison control people, a very common accident is people reaching for their eye drops and putting Krazy Glue in their eye by accident instead. Moral: do not store krazy glue in the medicine cabinet.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

Who on *earth* stores krazy glue in the bathroom? *boggle*

[hsifyppah.livejournal.com]

Enough people for them to get a dozen calls about it a year. The mind wobbles... I once had a job filling in as a receptionist when the regular guy was hospitalized after drinking a cup of bleach. He was cleaning the toilet, put the bleach in a regular drinking cup (WHAT.) and then LEFT IT NEXT TO HIS TOOTHBRUSH CUP when he was done. Oops! Trip to ER! They kept him a long time because they thought he was suicidal because HOW DO YOU DRINK BLEACH BY ACCIDENT. But well, it takes all kinds...