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gfish ([personal profile] gfish) wrote2008-06-22 08:58 am
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ow

I obviously didn't get enough sleep last night. I just poked myself in the eye with my toothbrush. At least it wasn't a fork, I guess.
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[identity profile] kelsiarei.livejournal.com 2008-06-22 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
heh. When I wake up cloudy headed, I usually end up confusing the face wash tube for the tooth paste tube and end up with a mouthful of soap.

[identity profile] hsifyppah.livejournal.com 2008-06-22 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee hee, according to the drug information / poison control people, a very common accident is people reaching for their eye drops and putting Krazy Glue in their eye by accident instead. Moral: do not store krazy glue in the medicine cabinet.

[identity profile] vixyish.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Who on *earth* stores krazy glue in the bathroom? *boggle*

[identity profile] hsifyppah.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Enough people for them to get a dozen calls about it a year. The mind wobbles... I once had a job filling in as a receptionist when the regular guy was hospitalized after drinking a cup of bleach. He was cleaning the toilet, put the bleach in a regular drinking cup (WHAT.) and then LEFT IT NEXT TO HIS TOOTHBRUSH CUP when he was done. Oops! Trip to ER! They kept him a long time because they thought he was suicidal because HOW DO YOU DRINK BLEACH BY ACCIDENT. But well, it takes all kinds...
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