Bring me the finest bagels and donuts from all the land

[gfish]

I just moved 1300 pounds of printing press into the storage container sitting in front of the house. Alone. Over bog-like grass and gravel, with the floor of the container 3 inches above what the palette could be lifted to. This process involved mallets, inclined planes, non-inclined planes, levers, fulcra and counterweights. It was old school, and epic, a feat not to be matched in our lifetime. A triumphal arch should be built to commemorate what happened today. It should be retold on the big screen in full Technicolor glory staring Charlton Heston, complete with an overture and intermission, so that our children's children's children can be awed by my struggle against the elements.

(It was also cold, wet, filthy and exhausting, but I think that is a subset of old school.)

Comments

OMG

[barefootorbust.livejournal.com]

That is SO frickin awsome!! Thanks for sharing that!

Re: OMG

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Kinda makes you want to go out and start your own in the back yard, doesn't it?
Now I want to find the companion video of a guy chipping GINORMOUS chunks of rock out of the LIVING EARTH so as to get raw materials for a DIY stonehenge. I very nearly have enough back yard to do one.