Dumbest joke ever

What does the Japanese medical informaticist say when you give him an actinomycotic infection?

39!

Edit: Actually, I have invented an entire class of dumbest jokes ever.

Why didn't the web developer have hypertensive heart and renal disease? Because it was 404!

Why did Deep Thought try to contract HIV? It was looking for the meaning of life, the universe and everything!

Oh man, this is great.

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Small lesson learned today:

If you order a case of petri dishes from a large biotech company, to be shipped to a residential address, and you give them an odd-looking spam alias for your email address, they're going to act all weird about it.