Dumbest joke ever

[gfish]

What does the Japanese medical informaticist say when you give him an actinomycotic infection?

39!

Edit: Actually, I have invented an entire class of dumbest jokes ever.

Why didn't the web developer have hypertensive heart and renal disease? Because it was 404!

Why did Deep Thought try to contract HIV? It was looking for the meaning of life, the universe and everything!

Oh man, this is great.

Comments

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

*Bap!*

[darlingfreak.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

I love you.

But I hate you.

;-)

[hollyqueen.livejournal.com]

This must be definition of the word "great" with which I have been previously unfamiliar.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

You are SUCH A DORK.

Though in retrospect, I'm surprised it took you this long...

[tfabris.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness Vixy explained (http://icd9cm.chrisendres.com/index.php?action=contents) it to me, otherwise I would have had to kill you.

[tfabris.livejournal.com]

Wait. Maybe I still do.

[adularia.livejournal.com]

Argh! ICD9, the source of infinite misery with my health insurance!

Those are so bad they're good.