If I take the longer-but-nicer route into work when biking, I pass by what might be the worst business name ever:

IT'S A BOWEL'TYME
Partners on your Journey to Wellness
HydroColonic Therapy & More
Lady Justice holding up the hypnotic hourglass of doom is what wins me over, though. I kept meaning to get a picture, but since my camera isn't usually accessible when I'm biking, I didn't manage to until this Monday. So, ha ha ha, they have a really stupid name. And that would have been the end of it, except...
I was biking home today. As I passed, the door opened. This is on a fairly slow (for me) uphill section, so I had plenty of time to watch as someone came out. Carrying a big medical-looking container, made of transparent plastic. Filled with a darly colored liquid. Which they proceded to POUR ONTO THE SHRUBBERY.
Ew ew ew.
IT'S A BOWEL'TYME
Partners on your Journey to Wellness
HydroColonic Therapy & More
Lady Justice holding up the hypnotic hourglass of doom is what wins me over, though. I kept meaning to get a picture, but since my camera isn't usually accessible when I'm biking, I didn't manage to until this Monday. So, ha ha ha, they have a really stupid name. And that would have been the end of it, except...
I was biking home today. As I passed, the door opened. This is on a fairly slow (for me) uphill section, so I had plenty of time to watch as someone came out. Carrying a big medical-looking container, made of transparent plastic. Filled with a darly colored liquid. Which they proceded to POUR ONTO THE SHRUBBERY.
Ew ew ew.
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Just, you know. Being optimistic.