It's probably for the best that there is no legal way to distill spirits in the US, otherwise I'd feel compelled to make (and post about, in tedious detail) twinkieshine.
It is entirely possible that America's history of distillery-related jurisprudence has been entirely aimed at evolving legal regulations specifically to prevent you from doing that. And with good reason.
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If there's a culinary or drunkard's hell, you're going there for that.
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dooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit (and save some for me)
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But be careful always to call it, please, research!
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