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I saw the best idea today: A foosball table that was a jawbreaker dispenser. The candy comes out, and the two players fight for it. Whoever wins get the candy. Marvelous, beautiful idea. I think the only thing that could make it more perfect would be if it were steam-powered.

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I was fine until you got to the bit about making it better with Steam power..
But, y'know, it's still gonna need more cowbell.
Jeffrey
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