Magic Swords

[gfish]

As fodder for something I'm working on, I need a fairly comprehensive list of all the standard to not-entirely-standard things one would expect a magic sword to do. Ideas?

Comments

[mrlogic.livejournal.com]

Fold up to pocket-size so you don't trip over it.

[tikimonkey.livejournal.com]

i was thinking of something like this, but it seemed cheesy for it to shrink and grow (WAY too phallic). i ♥ the idea that it would FOLD, though! :)

[gfish.livejournal.com]

That makes me want a magic pocket knife. It would fit my lifestyle a lot better, and its special abilities would probably be a lot more useful for me. Like a driver that never strips, and a bit set that always has the right bit, even really obscure security bits. It would leap into my hand with the correct tool already deployed. And it would never, ever, cut me.

[vixyish.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait wait wait. You want a pocket knife that would never ever cut you?

Who the hell are you and what have you done with my husband?