One week until the election. As my small part to further our1 great democracy, I am offering a free taxi service for anyone2, 3 who needs a ride to their polling place4. I don't care what your politics are. If you need a ride, let me know.
1: Yes, yes. Assuming you, the reader, is American, which is certainly not a valid assumption on any of the 47 greater internets.
2: That is, anyone that I know, eg, anyone who is reading this...
3: ...and who lives in the greater Seattle area...
4: ...as long as the polling place in question isn't farther away than, say, Tacoma.
1: Yes, yes. Assuming you, the reader, is American, which is certainly not a valid assumption on any of the 47 greater internets.
2: That is, anyone that I know, eg, anyone who is reading this...
3: ...and who lives in the greater Seattle area...
4: ...as long as the polling place in question isn't farther away than, say, Tacoma.
Re: arg.