My life as an FPS

[gfish]

Yesterday I was running around the hospital, bumping into walls, looking for secret levels, when I found floating, spinning first aid kit. I ran into it, and it turned out to be a power up. Woohoo! A tetnus booster, to be precise. My tetnus is now like 5x as strong as it used to be.

Unfortunately, whoever designed life had to make it all balanced and such. So while my tetnus stats may be boosted, my overall strength has dropped to the point that I can barely use my left arm today.

Stupid balanced gameplay.

Comments

[helenangel.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Tetanus shots are the worst.