Considering what I do, I couldn't help but think of the Nigerian email scam (formerly the Nigerian fax scam, formerly formerly the Nigerian letter scam.)
Dear Mr. Hussein: I am a businessman in Nigeria, and I need a safe place to get this uranium out of the country before the government gets hold of it. Won't you help? All you have to do is deposit this uranium in your weapons plants, and I'll let you keep 15% and send the rest back to me...
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Dear Mr. Hussein: I am a businessman in Nigeria, and I need a safe place to get this uranium out of the country before the government gets hold of it. Won't you help? All you have to do is deposit this uranium in your weapons plants, and I'll let you keep 15% and send the rest back to me...