Monday, January 14th, 2008 11:23 am
I'm finally reading Kon-Tiki. Three members of the team were recruited via the following letter:

Am going to cross Pacific on a wooden raft to support a theory that the South Sea islands were peopled from Peru. Will you come? I guarantee nothing but a free trip to Peru and the South Sea islands and back, but you will find good use for your technical abilities on the voyage. Reply at once.

Sigh. Someday, if I am very lucky, I will either send or receive a message like that.
Monday, January 14th, 2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
Perk Up Little Camper, someday you will, someday you will :)
Monday, January 14th, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
I think if I got something like that, I'd totally assume that it was some bizarre form of spam.
Monday, January 14th, 2008 07:51 pm (UTC)
I'd be in for it. T H was a nutter, but he was a keen nutter who did cool stuff.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
Dayum. I'd forgotten about that, it's been ages since I've read that. I'd have went in a heartbeat, at least the me of now.
Monday, January 14th, 2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
Change "Peru" for "Mars" and do it reasonably soon, and I'm liable to go with you.

What was that thingy you did on the Vomit Comet? or am I thinking the wrong guy?
Monday, January 14th, 2008 08:08 pm (UTC)
But on paper?

Would sealing wax help?
Monday, January 14th, 2008 08:19 pm (UTC)
On paper, I'd still be pretty suspicious. Sealing wax definitely fixes the "not actually sent by a human" potential.

I think I'm just too paranoid, or something. :-)
Monday, January 14th, 2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
I am now envisioning some machine that prints incoming spam on parchment with a fountain pen, folds it up, seals it with wax, and sends it to random people.

If I was more bored and a LOT less lazy, I would totally look into this horror.
Monday, January 14th, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
This gets you half way there: http://www.robots.com/blog.php?tag=53.

Paper folding would be the hardest part. Also, it'd be better to generate your own spam -- you could make it fit in with the context of the medium much better that way.
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 03:12 am (UTC)
But I use sealing wax on my letters all the time. 'tis not actually a task I 'd think you can trust to a robot.
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
Automatic folding is a well solved problem (http://www.amazon.com/MBM-Simplimatic-Folder-Sheets-Minute/dp/B0007TG4ZO/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=office-products&qid=1200367439&sr=1-5).
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 03:26 am (UTC)
That was GYRE (http://depts.washington.edu/gyre/), a robot for testing visual station-keeping in freefall using compressed air thrusters.
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 04:42 am (UTC)
Surely you already have? Like, last summer?
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 06:41 am (UTC)
That was a good start, but it wasn't exactly a leap into the unknown. Dozens of people paddle the Mackenzie every year.
Thursday, January 17th, 2008 05:54 am (UTC)
Don't be silly. If you got something like that, you'd totally assume that it was from Fishy.