I do that with empty stock bottles at work. I line them up to check the prescription that used the pills they contained, and then throw them in to the trash bin with unnecessary percussion. I like to chop vegetables with extra violence too. Cucumber you could cut with a butter knife? This calls for my giant cleaver! CHOP!
Standing at the exact spot on the SkyTrain platform where the doors will open, and then looking smug when I don't have to walk to the doors. (Somewhat thwarted by how there are now two different kinds of skooch cars, and I forget which one you line up with the flagpole for and which one you stand just to the left of the 3rd ad, etc., so that I look smug + foolish more often than just smug these days.) (These days = since 2001, when those newfangled cars arrived. Apparently I'm a slow learner.) Also walking to the set of skytrain doors that will open closest to the exit of the station I'm getting off at.
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Standing at the exact spot on the SkyTrain platform where the doors will open, and then looking smug when I don't have to walk to the doors. (Somewhat thwarted by how there are now two different kinds of skooch cars, and I forget which one you line up with the flagpole for and which one you stand just to the left of the 3rd ad, etc., so that I look smug + foolish more often than just smug these days.) (These days = since 2001, when those newfangled cars arrived. Apparently I'm a slow learner.) Also walking to the set of skytrain doors that will open closest to the exit of the station I'm getting off at.