Keep the paper towel you use to dry your hands, and grip the door handle with it to open the door. Use your l33t basketball skills to toss the crumpled-up paper towel ball into the garbage a few feet away while holding the door open with your foot, then exit.
Similar trick for the bathroom stall, except use toilet paper. Or don't, since you're about to wash your hands anyway, right?
If you're in one of those "new-fangled" bathrooms with the air-blow-dryer (and other auto-sensing devices), wait for someone else to open the door. Amuse yourself in the meantime by seeing how many faucets and dryers you can simultaneously have running by waving your hand under them & zipping to the next one.
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Keep the paper towel you use to dry your hands, and grip the door handle with it to open the door. Use your l33t basketball skills to toss the crumpled-up paper towel ball into the garbage a few feet away while holding the door open with your foot, then exit.
Similar trick for the bathroom stall, except use toilet paper. Or don't, since you're about to wash your hands anyway, right?
If you're in one of those "new-fangled" bathrooms with the air-blow-dryer (and other auto-sensing devices), wait for someone else to open the door. Amuse yourself in the meantime by seeing how many faucets and dryers you can simultaneously have running by waving your hand under them & zipping to the next one.