Totally! Not for that reason... but that strengthens my philosophical argument for why "Long Pig" is what's for dinner.
Cannibalism fits into the vegan framework, due to the Oral Sex loophole. I should give it a better name, like "McBride's theory of the transitive nature of animal byproducts." That's kind of long... perhaps "Sean's Axiom." Not to be confused with "Outback's Axiom" which clearly states, "No rules, just right."
The oral sex loophole is where I postulate that sexually active vegans who engage in oral sex, are consuming the animal bi-products of humans. It may be male ejaculate, or female ejaculate. While, at the same time, they will not consume the bi-products of other animals, be it milk... or... we'll stop on that road. The point is, they will not eat these things due to their source. So, with those pieces of information, we can pretty much declare that I'm having REAL BABY BACK RIBS tonight.
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Cannibalism fits into the vegan framework, due to the Oral Sex loophole. I should give it a better name, like "McBride's theory of the transitive nature of animal byproducts." That's kind of long... perhaps "Sean's Axiom." Not to be confused with "Outback's Axiom" which clearly states, "No rules, just right."
The oral sex loophole is where I postulate that sexually active vegans who engage in oral sex, are consuming the animal bi-products of humans. It may be male ejaculate, or female ejaculate. While, at the same time, they will not consume the bi-products of other animals, be it milk... or... we'll stop on that road.
The point is, they will not eat these things due to their source. So, with those pieces of information, we can pretty much declare that I'm having REAL BABY BACK RIBS tonight.
Shit... I don't have a uterus.