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CNN: Phoenix drivers asked not to hoard gasoline

So, a gas pipeline was shut down and they're having fuel shortages. Not a big deal. But at the bottom of the page:

"I never knew that gas was going to seem like gold," said Bergeron, who waited 45 minutes at her final stop.

You've only had the last 30 years to get used to the concept! Jesus fucking Christ, am I the only person in the United States who learned anything from the energy crisis? I wasn't even born yet! Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Fish's head explodes.