A Talking VJ

So, despite the lack of a Max Headroom agent, I have mostly completed the new talking head interface for the VJ.

( Too many details follow, including a boring screenshot )

Meme Attempt #1

I'm bored, so here is a random memeish posting opportunity. Describe something about yourself using SAT analogy notation.

Example:
gfish:caffeine free diet cola::everybody else:diet cola